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Private Cruises on Lake Minnetonka

Custom charters for any vibe — chill, wild, or somewhere in between

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🛥️ Couples to Full Boats

💑Couple's Cruise — Romantic getaway on the water

👨‍👩‍👧Three’s Company — A trio of friends, great times guaranteed

🦸‍♀️Fantastic Four — Four friends, endless fun

✋The Fab Five — High-five your way around the lake

🍻Six Pack Crew — Room for everyone, just bring the vibes

🚤Custom Charter — Let's talk, please note this in your booking request

​​​Notes:

Pricing minimums:

$300 weekday

$500 weekend​

All rates include taxes & card fees. No third‑party booking charges.​

Duration (2-hour minimum)

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🚤 What Sets Me Apart

👨‍✈️ Licensed Captain – MN-certified, experienced, and always focused on safety (and fun)

🎯 Private & Personalized – No set tours — every cruise is built around your crew’s vibe

🧺 All the Comforts – Towels, cooler with ice, bathroom onboard, Bluetooth sound system

📆 Easy Booking – No app needed. Text, call, or message me to lock in your date

🏖️ Weather Policy – We’ll reschedule if the weather’s bad — no stress, no lost deposit

🎵 Your Music, Your Way – Use my iPhone with Spotify account to link your playlist to it

😎 Chill Vibes Guaranteed – No rushing, no pressure — just laid-back lake time

🛟 You’re in Good Hands – I’ll handle the logistics so you can focus on having a good time

🌤️ What To Expect

🌤️ Easygoing Vibes, Every Time - You set the tone; I'm here to guide, support, & safety

🌊 Smooth Sailing – Stable cruise with no bouncing or racing (not a speed boat; 8-10mph)

🌞 Shade or Sun – Lounge in the sun or chill in the shade, totally your call

🚪 Cabin Comfort – Use the cabin for breaks, shelter, or a little privacy

🛋️ Front Row Seats – Bow access for sunbathing and the best lake views

🌦️ Weather Flex – If the weather’s not ideal, we’ll reschedule — your deposit’s safe

🗺️ Plan Your Cruise

🏡 Scenic Loop — Luxury homes, cozy bays, iconic views  

🌅 Sunset Special — Best seat on the lake when the sky lights up  

🎉 Big Island Adventure — Swim, float, party, repeat  

🐦 Quiet Cove Retreat — Peaceful cruising, fewer boats, big nature vibes  

🍔 Dock & Dine — Stop at lakeside favorites Maynards or Lord Fletcher’s

🧭 Your New Plan — Tell me where and what you'd like to do, this is your day​

Note: I am happy to share the knowledge I have gained about the history and nature of the lake

P.S. Sorry girls, I do not have a clue where Kris Humphries lives (or really anyone🕵️‍♂️)

​🎯 How It Works

Booking

📋 1. Your Information

  • Click Book Now button to open the cruise request form — that’s where you’ll tell me the details: date, group size, cruise ideas, and anything else I should know.

📬 2. My Offer

  • Once I get your request, I’ll reach out with a few quick follow-up questions (if needed) and send over a quote.​​​​

​🔒3. Lock It In with a Deposit

  • When you’re ready to lock it in, I’ll send a secure Square link to pay a 50% deposit and put a refundable damage deposit on hold.

  • Easy, fast, and no surprises — let’s get your cruise on the calendar!

​Note: Deposit is refundable until 7 days before cruise

Preparation

🛥️ 1. Customize the Experience

  • Choose a route or just cruise and chill

  • Plan to swim, dock & dine, or both

  • Bring whatever drinks/snacks you want

  • Play your music through Bluetooth

  • Let me know if you’re celebrating something!

  • This is your cruise — I’ll make it smooth and easy.​

📍 2. Confirm Pickup Location

  • We’ll choose a convenient dock around Lake Minnetonka — usually close to where you are. I’ll send exact details and timing once it’s locked in.​​​​​

❓3. Ask Questions

  • I’m always happy to talk through plans, routes, or ideas. This is about making your day on the lake awesome.

​​Note: If you need to cancel for some reason and is under the 7 day refundable deposit, I will make every attempt to find a time for you to re-book. Life happens I get it

Day of Cruise

📍 1. Meet me at the dock ready for a great day with your favorite people, drinks and snacks

  • I have a large cooler with ice for keeping cold, if you want me to hold some aback in the bag to use for drinks, please let me know

  • You are responsible for bringing what you need/want:

    • Food​

    • Drinks

    • Water Toys (I do have an air pump)

    • Many guests bring their own towels, suns

    • Anything other than a cooler and ice

      • Note: I may have some items to fill in the gaps but I am not liable or required to have those items​

💳 2. Final Payment

  • I’ll send a secure Square link for the remaining 50% due before your cruise leaves dock. Easy, online, and on your schedule.

🚤 3. Load Up & Leave Port!

  • We'll load up, go over the few rules of the boat for keeping everyone safe and a memorable day

  • Confirm the plan, and if it changes, don't worry, it's your day. I gotchu.​​​​!

🎉 4. Have an AWESOME Day! 😎

Note: If the weather’s not ideal, we can shift cruise times or reschedule. Total washout? You’ll get your deposit back. Just a passing shower? Hop in the cabin — I’ll handle the weather so you don’t have to.

🧑🏻‍🦰 About the Captain

Hi, I’m Todd Trettel — your Minnesota-licensed boat captain and your host for a great time on Lake Minnetonka.

 

I’ve been cruising this lake for years and could probably navigate it by the stars… though yes, electronics help too. From the deepest spots to the best swimming spots, I know my way around and love sharing fun facts about the lake’s history, its homes, and its hidden gems.

 

I’m all about reading the vibe and making sure your cruise is exactly what you want it to be. Some groups want to chat and hear about the boat and the lake. Others just need a guy to keep the cooler stocked and the empties cleared. And sometimes, I’m “part of the crew” — music, laughs, the whole thing. However you roll, I’m here for it.

 

Whether it’s your first time on Minnetonka or your fiftieth, I’ll make sure it’s fun, easy, and exactly the day you had in mind.

 

Let’s get you out on the lake.

The Captian

🗓️ Booking

Click the button to be taken to the booking page

  • 📆Check the calendar for availability

  • 📋Fill Out the Form​

  • 📬 I Reply with a Quote​

  • 🔒 Lock It In​

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